where are they now

  • Former St. Louis Cardinals’ third baseman, and the only man to hit two grand slams in the same inning has an extremely entertaining twitter. His feed is currently unverified, so there’s a chance it is fake, but it is nuanced just enough to make you believe it’s the real deal. This isn’t the first time […]

  • Everyone’s favorite super-tan pitching sensation turned laser-armed outfielder is playing for the Cardinals Cast-offs in Houston these days. Well, aside from losing in Oakland* he’s doing his usual homer or strikeout deal, but damned if I still don’t root for him.