Try the Helmet of Nachos

This is a thing that exists at Busch Stadium. It costs $17. I ate it. I have no regrets.

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If you need to find this thing, and if you’re anything like the drunk guy sitting behind me, I’m sure you do. It can be found next to the Captain’s Corner in the Left Field upper deck behind section 370. And if you’re wondering, yes, the helmet does fit on an adult sized head.