Former St. Louis Cardinals’ third baseman, and the only man to hit two grand slams in the same inning has an extremely entertaining twitter. His feed is currently unverified, so there’s a chance it is fake, but it is nuanced just enough to make you believe it’s the real deal. This isn’t the first time Fernando’s twitter has garnered attention. Well, over the last 24 hours his feed has gotten a bit more surreal, with Tatis showing off his latest post baseball career move, becoming a MS Paint Artist. Images and tweets below.

i like how this turned out but i was rushed because i have to leave twitter.com/FernandoTatis1…

— Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) May 6, 2013

This is probably my favorite, and also his latest work. You can really tell his attention to detail by the addition of the handicap parking space. Tell us Fernando, what inspired you to add the parking lot?

i added the parking lot to make it look more real

— Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) May 6, 2013

It was an excellent choice. I can almost taste the delicious slice of pepperoni pizza, and $1! What a bargain! I can only assume that’s why the customer is so happy and the owner is begrudgingly waving as he constantly struggles to break even with pizza prices so low.

His next work “RBI” is assuredly inspired by his triumphs that April night all those years ago against Chan Ho Park.

i call this piece “RBI” it is the third piece in the series i hope you like it twitter.com/FernandoTatis1…

— Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) May 6, 2013

But let’s not think Fernando is only capable of pizza and baseball. The man obviously has too much skill to be pigeonholed. You only have to go back to his second piece to see his range.

this is for all the fishing fans i made this twitter.com/FernandoTatis1…

— Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) May 6, 2013

He’s come a long way since his first piece.

retweet if you love baseball (i personally made this for everyone) twitter.com/FernandoTatis1…

— Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) May 6, 2013

He truly did make these for everyone.

The only thing that could make this better is a twitter feud with Chan Ho Park, but Tatis has already put out that flame.

Chan Ho…if you are reading this…i hope you are well…today is the day i blasted two grandslams off of you…i am very lucky to face you

— Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) April 23, 2013

Look that was not meant as Trash Talk to Chan Ho Park. I am aware he is a great player and a great guy…I am sorry it was taken wrong.

— Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) April 23, 2013

After all these years Fernando Tatis is still one of my favorite Cardinals. I really hope this is him.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i would respect her opinion and be nice to her

— Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) May 7, 2013