Cardinals

  • The St. Louis Cardinals traded Jaime Garcia to the Atlanta Braves for John “Not that Gant” Gant, Chris “Not that Ellis” Ellis, and Luke “Yes, that Dykstra” Dykstra.

  • The Cardinals have signed left-handed reliever Brett Cecil from the Toronto Blue Jays, and we’re going to help you better know him.

  • We take great pride in our Photoshops. Here are some of our best from the 2016 MLB season.

  • Ten years ago today, the Cardinals won game 7 of the NLCS on the back of a Yadi Molina bomb in the 9th and a Waino curveball to close it out. So let’s go back to a simpler time, when the Cubs still sucked and everything was right with the world. I’m feeling better already.

  • Here’s our handy guide to helping drink the Cardinals to success in the NL Wild Card race.

  • Update: This was written before the game on 9/27. So add 1 hit, 4 at bats, and 2 Ks to Moss’s numbers. The “due” factor is a time honored baseball tradition handed down generation to generation. It’s not something that can be measured by a fancy metric. It’s just that feeling you get in the 9th…

  • The St. Louis Cardinals need some players to step up for the final 19 games of the 2016 season.

  • The St. Louis Cardinals kicked off the 2016 season today vs the Pittsburgh Pirates. They lost 4-1, with the lone run coming in the 9th on a Marp single. Wainwright settled in after a shaky start, but the offense provided no help piling up 14 strikeouts. These were the thoughts that crossed my mind while…

  • We’re on to the final position in the starting 8 fielders of our All 2000s St. Louis Cardinals team. And we finally have a non-unanimous number 1! Right field has seen it’s faire share of fan favorites, rivals, and top prospects, but who really stood out as the number 1 player there in the 2000s?

  • Sorry for the delay getting the latest edition of our All 2000s St. Louis Cardinals team out there. We’ve been pretty busy drowning our sorrows from the Rams move to Los Angeles. We already bitched about Stan Kroenke in real-time, and I’m sure we’ll complain about him more on The PineCast tomorrow. But let’s not…